tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post2461925389939956705..comments2024-03-07T09:18:49.166-08:00Comments on What the...?!: Wiener Wednesday!James Nicholashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06715293983358801138noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-6102641491438556172011-06-05T18:39:02.450-07:002011-06-05T18:39:02.450-07:00Just in terms of judgment and having the sense of ...Just in terms of judgment and having the sense of solemn commitment that marriage demands, could you ever, in your wildest dreams, picture yourself asking Bill Clinton to preside at your wedding ceremony? Just ignoring the past history of marital infidelity that Clinton brings to the table, the fact that he was disbarred for lying under oath, the intern, the blue dress, all of it, wouldn't you still be unsettled just knowing that odds on this guy is gonna be eyeing over your wife?James Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06715293983358801138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-7070674360791125182011-06-01T17:28:15.242-07:002011-06-01T17:28:15.242-07:00"In a panic when he saw he had hit the wrong ...<i>"In a panic when he saw he had hit the wrong button and sent a private tweet of his pecker to his entire Twitter following, Weiner blurted out the hacker defense, quickly typing: "FB hacked. Is my blender gonna attack me next?"</i><br /><br />You mean to tell me, he might have meant to only send it to one person, and then one click later all his "followers" are looking at what he meant to share with that special someone? The poor guy. No wonder he just wants to move on and get to the business of the country. That is so sad! I shed a bitter tear.James Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06715293983358801138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-52710821686059875282011-06-01T17:13:40.383-07:002011-06-01T17:13:40.383-07:00"These aren't the droids we're lookin...<i>"These aren't the droids we're looking for. Move along. Move along."</i><br /><br />Weiner thinks he's a Jedi.James Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06715293983358801138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-19287996859279869382011-06-01T16:18:22.176-07:002011-06-01T16:18:22.176-07:00Actually, "hacking" a CongressCritter...Actually, "hacking" a CongressCritter's electronic communications would be a serious matter receiving serious jail time upon conviction. And he would be the first one calling for an FBI investigation if he wasn't already<br />sure of the outcome.<br /><br />I will volunteer to be Huma's (his wife and very special assistant to Hillary) beard, though. I'll hold her bag of rocks if she wants to go ahead and take care of her old beard in the prescribed manner.Darrellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11277966379512526469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-72291943840647102942011-06-01T16:12:21.020-07:002011-06-01T16:12:21.020-07:00In answer to the question did you notify the autho...In answer to the question did you notify the authorities that there was a breach of your private communications, Weiner replied:<br /><br /><i>“This is not a national security matter. We are not making a federal case out of this and I don’t think anyone else should,’’</i><br /><br />No, it's not a matter of national security. It's a matter of character, and the question is are you honest, are you forthright in your answers or are you selling us a bunch of bull?<br /><br />I hate it when these guys are just guileless liars.James Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06715293983358801138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-33079446349962540892011-06-01T16:09:09.319-07:002011-06-01T16:09:09.319-07:00I do have a dream about a picture of someone lifti...I do have a dream about a picture of someone lifting weights in a sundress, though. I'm pretty sure Weiner's not in it.Darrellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11277966379512526469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-54174177261703583762011-06-01T16:07:04.178-07:002011-06-01T16:07:04.178-07:00The only thing I was able to find in my personal c...The only thing I was able to find in my personal collection of photos was a few negatives of a finger or a thumb when it accidentally went off taking off the lens cap. Does that count? I never sent those to anyone either. I even threw<br />away the prints, lest anyone think less of my photo skills.<br /><br />Rep. Wiener's version doesn't ring true. I liked his long story about the pie and his imagined speech in front of 145,000 supporters. Bet that sounded good when only the a-hole in the mirror was listening.Darrellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11277966379512526469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-73182419281850018022011-06-01T15:59:16.522-07:002011-06-01T15:59:16.522-07:00Kids these days. Look, I understand a bit of the ...Kids these days. Look, I understand a bit of the bad boy appeal, but sending a photo of your unit? That's not being a bad boy. It's being a dirt ball. <br /><br />I don't get that. <br /><br />But Weiner I get. He's a dirt ball looking for cover in the usual manner. <i>"Somebody did this to me!!"</i> <br /><br />Please.James Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06715293983358801138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-29711529113615979142011-06-01T15:43:03.568-07:002011-06-01T15:43:03.568-07:00I see I am confusing my weiners and wieners. Actu...I see I am confusing my weiners and wieners. Actually, I do not have a lot of experience writing about wieners. I suppose I should have done a little research before delving into the topic. <br /><br />I'll tell you this, I would not want to be having a national conversation about my wiener, nor would I want it sent to some co-ed. If a wiener was sent in my honor, so to speak, merely for the purpose of embarrassing me, the first thing out of my mouth would be an apology to the young girl for her becoming involved. A discussion of my wiener is not what her summer break should be taken up with. We call em 'the dogs', but even Oregonians never stoop so low as to call em wieners.<br /><br />Go Huskies!James Nicholashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06715293983358801138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8491397194259005985.post-18219660408819374982011-06-01T15:21:42.706-07:002011-06-01T15:21:42.706-07:00The sausage is "wiener." The Congressman...The sausage is "wiener." The Congressman rhymes with <br />whiner. Which is very appropriate, btw.Darrellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11277966379512526469noreply@blogger.com