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Friday, January 21, 2011

Robert Stacy McCain Calls For Nooki Shortage

In an MTV world where we are daily bathed in a Jacuzzi tub worth of excessively sexualized teenagers made up of dolt teenage boys and the girls in their orbit who just want to have fun, there exists a lone voice in the wilderness, calling out for reason:
"Which is to say that it is in women’s long-term best interests to organize a nookie shortage — making sex available only on condition of marriage — and to revile as sluts those floozies who refuse to cooperate with efforts of the Nookie Cartel to increase the value of the aforesaid commodity."
Teenage boys have no sense at all. They're not bad per se, they're simply young men. Young women should keep that in mind, and not allow themselves to be taking their lead off the life style choices of such a fickle and short sighted group of individuals. As the father of two young girls who will most certainly grow up into lovely young women, I whole heartedly agree with Mr. McCain (Stacy of course, not his crazy cousin John).  The point was further illustrated by the wisdom of the Georgia Satellites:
I said "oh honey, my baby, don't put my love on a shelf'
She said 'Don't give me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself'
Read the whole thing here.

Update
Blog fav Roxeanne de Luca of Haemet offers some insights into loutish behavior, and as it is right on target and served up cold, you all will have to check out what she recommends for the poorly mannered among us.

5 comments:

  1. There's that term again. Thank goodness Cathy straightened me out on that one.

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  2. Hey, if you want it, you gotta put a ring on it.

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  3. No piercings please!
    ;-)
    Girls once had total say in the matter, which is kind of fitting given the guy's position of "Let's do it!" How did those hippie freaks ever talk you into giving up such power? Does giving oral sex to every boy in class today make you feel empowered? How about presenting your butt in your fancy dress at the school dance so that guys can hump you from behind, the more violently and outrageously the better? Ever wonder why guys don't create things that put themselves in that position?

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  4. Nevertheless, the fact remains that women push and pressure men for pre-marital sex as much as the men pressure the women.

    The psychology of it is that *all* women want the opportunity to say "No!" (for it validates her desirability to have a man pursuing her for sexual access). But, she can say “No!” only if a man is, in fact, pursuing her for sexual access. And so, many girls and women pressure (and sometimes emotionally blackmail) the boys and men they are dating into importuning them, just so that she can say “No!” Thing is, at that point, she rarely does.

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  5. Nooki? Shoot! I thought we were talking about banning that strange chick from 'Jersey Shore' from coming out in public.

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