"No eggs for you!" |
It seems one Mark Steyn, a journalist of some note and general rabble rouser, was attempting to slip across the Canadian/US border with a carton of kinder eggs when US customs confiscated the confectionary treats before the Steyn children could be harmed by them.
It was a bloody run go. The young Steynsters were dearly tempted by the chocolates, and were nearly placed in hazard.
Steyn was philosophic:
As Janet Napolitano would say, the system worked.Excellent.
Geez, if it weren't real life, it would be funny.
ReplyDeleteWell, OK, it's kinda funny anyway.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise
ReplyDeleteJust so we all know what we pay taxes for and what to lose sleep over tonight. If we could ban everything smaller than a child's fist in the world we could all rest comfortably.